Speedy Gonzales

Speedy Gonzales in action.

"Speed, I am speed!"

Speedy Gonzales is a uber AI who flies an incredibly fast Zebu Master+. Be warned when picking a fight with him, because with one false move he may turn his armament of multi-firing Ethereal Laser U beams and Zig Zag and Swirls on you!

He is known to drop the valuable Bule Magnetoplasmadynamic Thruster, his special Gonzales Augmenter, Neutronion, and the coveted Zebu Master+ blueprint.

Speedy Gonzales is found in Speedy Gonzales' Private Racetrack in Micron.

Unique loot:

• 7,000,000 credits
• Eyerite Radar
• Gonzales Augmenter
• Neutrinon
• Oilheart's Better Afterburner
• Swirlation Blueprint
• Zebu Master+ Bleuprint

Random DG loot:

• Compressed Mining Dampener Blueprint
• Good Augmenter Blueprints
• Speedy/Spacy Std. Augmenters
• The Big Bird Scoop Blueprint

Micron version

Shouts:

• "Ohmythatwasntverynice!
• "Illhavetoteachyousomemannersnowseeifyoucanhitmeevenoncehaha!"

After being killed:

• "BahIalmosthadyoubutthenyouvefired that one shot I couldn't dodge and...I'm...slooooooooowwwwiiiiing...dooooooooooooo..."

Random DG version

Shouts:

• "Eepwhosthatyouknowitisntnicetoshowupuninvitedright?"
• "Illhavetoteachyousomemannersnowseeifyoucanhitmeevenoncehaha!"

After being killed:

• "Ratslookslike I wasn't...fast...enough..."

---

To meet the quality standards of the Star Sonata Wiki, this ship page may require a list of the AI's Gear, or it has a list for one version, and needs a list for another version. For a list of all articles marked with this tag check out the category.

---