Rumble Mumble Missions

Piloting 20 Missions

Requires level 500 to start.

Attain 20 Rumble Mumble Pirate Crests

Location: Real Final Flight School, Rumble Mumble

• Agent: Finnius Ogalthorpe
• Mission: Trapped!

Trapped!

A rather elderly looking gentleman greets you hurridly as you exit your ship in the docking bay of $startstation.
"Finally!! Someone else has made it here, this station is nearly deserted!
I think had I gone another day alone, I might have started to go mad!
My name is Finnius Ogalthorpe, and I've been trapped in this prison of a place for nearly a week.
Perhaps you are here to rescue me? I'd really enjoy that as I can't leave, and if you look at this place....
well, you can understand why I want to get out!" Finnius Ogalthorpe begins to pace.
"It started a week ago when I got the neural training for my new ship, she used to be a beauty too.."
He points over to a laser burnt, battle scarred heap of metal that vaguely resembles an Equanimizer.
"I thought with that I could brave the depths of space, lead epic battles against pirates,
destroy my enemies, et cetra. All the things you see those young people doing on the holobroadcasts.
They seems to be having a good time,
so I spent quite a bit of my retirement on specialized piloting training and that ship over there,
but it seems I should have stayed put.
As soon as I got out here to Rumble Mumble I was ambushed by a hoard of pirates,
and I barely managed to dock here before I was destroyed!
I didn't even get to blast one bad guy into a flaming heap of slag!"
Finnius Ogalthorpe stops pacing and begins to think. "Rescue would be nice...
but what would be REALLY nice is vengence. You look like one of those young guys on the holobroadcasts,
perhaps you could show those pirates out there what for! I'm sure I could make it worth your while!"

* Experience given.
* Reward Skill: Piloting through lvl 20

Summary
Finnius Ogalthorpe would like you to kill pirates outside Real Final Flight School
and collect 20 Rumble Pirate Crests for him.

Location: Real Final Flight School, Rumble Mumble

• Agent: Finnius Ogalthorpe
• Mission: Trapped!

Trapped!

"Wonderful, just looking out the window at all the destruction and carnage,
I could have been sure I was watching a movie on the holowave!
That's the adventuring I crave at my age, but I guess it's not meant for me.
Now to make all this worth your while!" Finnius Ogalthorpe walks over to his destroyed ship and beckons you.
"It just so happens I have a copy of the neural training I bought so I could fly this wreck.
Using this station's neural training booths I could teach you how to fly the best ships.
What do you think, sound like a fitting reward?"

Take Finnius to Sai's Retreat in Sol

Location: Real Final Flight School, Rumble Mumble

• Agent: Finnius Ogalthorpe
• Mission: Mind if I get a lift?

Mind if I get a lift?

"Well, I guess you've seen my ship... that heap of slag is in no condition to get me home now either."
says Finnius Ogalthorpe looking over at his destroyed ship.
"I don't suppose it would be too much to ask for a ride home now, would it?
If you could get me back to Sai's Retreat in Sol, I'm sure I could make it worth your while!"

* Credits given: 75000000
* Experience given.

Summary
Return Finnius Ogalthorpe to Sai's Retreat in Sol.

Location: Sai's Retreat, Sol

• Agent: Finnius Ogalthorpe
• Mission: Mind if I get a lift?

Mind if I get a lift?

"Ah! Home again at last. I guess my adventuring days should have taken place in my youth,
I'm just too old for it now. It seems though, that your adventures are just beginning!
Hmm, I'll get you some credits for my passage home, but I might have something else you'll find useful..
Come back to see me later, I'll see if I can find it."

Get Super Phunka Keys from the ravenous Rat Broodmother

Location: Sai's Retreat, Sol

• Agent: Finnius Ogalthorpe
• Mission: Where did I leave my keys?

Where did I leave my keys?

"My memory doesn't seen to be what it used to be either now! I said I'd find it, but I can't. Hmm?
What am I looking for? Hmm... ah yes! The keys to that confounded spaceship out there!
Seeing as how I should just stay here, I have no need for it anymore...
and seeing as how the station manager is charging me to park it out there,
and seeing as how you finally know how to use it. If you haven't figured it out yet,
I'm going to let you have it Simon. As soon as I find the keys that is...
I can hardly give it to you if you can't get in!
Hmm.. last I recall I was chasing rats near that Space Cheese over there. Why don't you look over there.
If you find the keys, the ship is yours!"

* Reward: Super Phunka

Summary
Return Finnius Ogalthorpe the keys to his Super Phunka.

Location: Sai's Retreat, Sol

• Agent: Finnius Ogalthorpe
• Mission: Where did I leave my keys?

Where did I leave my keys?

"Now I remember!" says Finnius Ogalthorpe. "I was bothering the space rats,
and then a giant rat appeared and I ran off. I didn't want to get dung on my new ship you know.
Yes, I must have accidentally transported the keys outside while I was fooling with the controls.
So... did you find them?" Finnius Ogalthorpe suddenly notices the smell coming from your ship.
"Yuck! I take that as a yes I guess! Anyway, now that we have the keys,
I can give you this new ship to replace your smelly, dirty, dung encrusted old one! Enjoy it while you can!"

Zebu Titan Missions

Requires level 1000 to start.

Fake Gods

Location: Real Final Flight School, Rumble Mumble

• Agent: Finnius Ogalthorpe
• Mission: Fake Gods

Fake Gods

"Simon !! These four big guys came to my workshop!
They claimed to be Gods and wanted the blueprint for my latest creation.
What these fake so called Gods dont know is that I gave them a fake blueprint!
How dare they come here to steal my inventions?!
Help me teach them a lesson and I will share my latest creation with you"

* Reward: Zebu Titan

0 / 1 Pretender Ares eliminated
0 / 1 Pretender Hephaestus eliminated
0 / 1 Pretender Poseidon eliminated
0 / 1 Pretender Zeus eliminated

Summary
Teach the fake Gods a lesson and return to Finnius Ogalthorpe